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State Names To Be Translated Into English

The immigration bill likely to pass through congress calls for the designation of English as the national language. In response, state and local governments across the nation are changing their names to comply with the law.

The State of Wyoming will now be known as “The State Of Mountains And Valleys  Alternating,” after legislators voted to translate the Delaware Indian word. It is unclear whether the thirty-eight [38] other states with non-English names will follow suit, as America attempts to purge itself of unsavory foreign influence.

Other communities that are considering translation include the City of Boca Raton, Florida, which would be renamed “The City of Rat Mouth,” and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, which would become “The Commonwealth Of Large Hill Place." 

The city of Philadelphia’s name change promises to be slightly more controversial, as some Christian groups have opposed the city's new moniker, “Brotherly Love.”

 

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