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Exactly What

This afternoon I bought a cookbook and drove forty minutes, to the expensive market downtown. I don’t cook, but from what I understand it’s quite a reflective process, so it seemed appropriate.

I bought four boneless chicken breasts, two types of imported cheeses, and organic asparagus. I also bought good dense bread, and a bottle of Spanish wine that was sixty dollars. I used a wooden mallet, with little pegs, to pound the meat, and I marinated. I’ve deviated significantly from the recipe, but I washed the good crystal, and it should still be a beautiful meal.

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Amy’s computer was on when I got home today, and this is unusual. My wife is not prone to carelessness or accident. In fact, Amy’s usually very conscientious, ecologically. She doesn’t linger in the shower, and she cuts the grocery bags in half before discarding them; this way, they pose a lesser risk to waterfowl. She’s compulsive about lights and appliances though, so I should have been curious, but I decided against it. I was very pleased with that.

There was a document still open on the desktop. Print, in dense paragraphs, but this is not unusual. My wife is a professional writer. Her name would not be familiar though, except in very particular circles. Her work can be close and discomforting, and has not been well received.

Amy doesn’t like me to read her work until it’s finished, and I respect her privacy. It’s quite a private thing, writing is. Or so I gather. Honestly, I only intended to click save, and shut it off. There was a title at the top of the page though, and this is significant. 

Amy will only title a finished work. This is because, for Amy, titles are delineation, and she’s uncomfortable with artificial boundaries.

It might have been an invitation. At least, that’s what I decided on. I read her story, twice through. It wasn’t long.

I enjoyed this story. As a matter of fact, I always enjoy her work, and I’m not just saying that. I have to admit that it has a certain tedious quality. It also has a balance to it, though, and a sense of neatly fitted corners, if you’ll permit the expression. Besides, I teach high school English, so I like to think that I can recognize the avant-garde.

The story was about a woman from Cleveland, Ohio. Her name was May, and she decided to cheat on her husband, just once. Now, I don’t really know you, so I’m not sure what you’d call it, but it probably wasn’t how you think.

What she did was a very simple thing. It had nothing to do with lust, and even less with deception. I’m not sure what I’d call it, but if I had to characterize what she did, I’d call it an unfocused gesture. Like throwing stones, into a crowd, from a distance. Whatever it was, it wasn’t a devious thing. She didn’t shower afterward, to wash the scent off. She wasn’t guilty. The narrator says she felt; “precisely how she felt,” and of course, that doesn’t really mean anything. I suppose that’s the idea, though.

Also, her husband didn’t deserve it, it wasn’t one of those stories. He didn’t drink too much, or beat her up or anything. It wasn’t complicated.

Ultimately, I think that what really appealed to me wasn’t the story, so much, but the telling. There was this sense of empirical inquest. The voice had a clinical kind of hush about it that was overpowering. I found myself making gestures of understanding as I read.

Of course, there were criticisms to observe. It’s true that this woman, May, didn’t consider the results of it all. At least not in familiar terms, but you wouldn’t call her reckless. You wouldn’t have that word in mind.

Amy’s characters are always very palpable in this way. She allows them the dignity of being complicated, and she never judges them for that. Amy has a talent for discovering, and she sees every person in their inconsistency. This is a gift.

As I’ve said, I teach English, and I understand fiction, so I wasn’t rash. There were similarities, to be sure, but there was room for doubt. She’d changed the names, for example; the husband was named Jason, (my name is Jacob) and he taught History. Plus, we don’t live in Ohio, we live in Vermont, but it wasn’t subtle.

I was eager, certainly, but still, I was very collected. I put it all aside. I spent an hour grading essays on The Tempest, which were mostly disorganized and unoriginal. Then I went shopping.

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© 2006 Jon Campbell

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